ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself “people in real life: hey man how’s it going” and i keep it pushing
Jerry feels slighted when Elaine doesn’t boop him as many times as he booped her. George becomes increasingly self-conscious about his boops, reading possible hidden significances into them that none of the recipients of his boops would ever even consider. Eventually he finds himself paralyzed in front of his computer screen, arguing over whether it would be weirder for him to boop his office crush or NOT boop her, unaware that she isn’t even accepting boops. Kramer, oblivious to what booping even is, turns them on by accident and goes about his day. When he returns home to his apartment he receives thousands of boops all at the same time and gets blown straight through the wall, landing in a tree in Central Park where dozens of stray cats climb up and start pawing gently at his face.
